Matinee idol - Sexiest man on Earth..

An Actor, Politician, Comedian…. Oh!!! What else. How versatile a man can become. Though his comedy scenes are a bore, his fighting scenes are hilarious. Yet he had carved a niche for himself, let alone the immense fan gathering that idolizes him. A group of scientists were called from the u.s recently to solve the mystery that has made people to go mad. How does the hero manage that flip- kick!( he places one leg on the wall, and swings the other leg that bangs the opponent with an almighty force.) This has materialized as his trademark over the years. There is another stunt that has raised uproars of exhilaration from the crowds, the one in which he hangs upside-down from a tree and kicks, punches and smacks at his opponents. But the sad part of this stunt is that a huge crane was used to lift our hero. Though our hero is flexible in most occasions, he refuses point-blank to be a flirt in the movies. He demands that the scenes must be framed in such a way that the heroine must be wooed seeing the breath-taking view of our hero. The fact that the heroine chases our hero for his love, but he turns a deaf ear to her, and carries on his work of terrorist-catching is a mystery for everybody. The duet scenes in all the films are visual treats to the audience, that fall in fits of laughter when our hero makes some exotic moves(sometimes erotic), which makes the heroine to faint. The scenes that are emotional make an immediate impact on the audience, but they laugh out loudly instead of crying. But I must say, I envy our hero in one aspect, he is never complacent, and doesn’t give up at all. The string of flops he had given in the recent times had done nothing to dampen his spirits. He rises again and again, like a phoenix (but the phoenix has a brilliant red complexion, and our hero is a LITTLE dark). As years crawl by, our hero is becoming bigger and fatter, but the flip-kick he does hasn’t failed to make an impression upon the ever-loving audience.

And if you still haven’t found this” OUR HERO”, I am frightfully sorry, your ignorance level is moving to level of insanity. Alright, I will give you a clue, to find our hero. I will convert his name into English. And the word is “VICTORY MAGNET”.And if you haven’t found out our hero, then I am afraid I’ve no choice but to sentence you to watch “our hero’s “latest movie, five hundred times.