Matinee idol - Sexiest man on Earth..

An Actor, Politician, Comedian…. Oh!!! What else. How versatile a man can become. Though his comedy scenes are a bore, his fighting scenes are hilarious. Yet he had carved a niche for himself, let alone the immense fan gathering that idolizes him. A group of scientists were called from the u.s recently to solve the mystery that has made people to go mad. How does the hero manage that flip- kick!( he places one leg on the wall, and swings the other leg that bangs the opponent with an almighty force.) This has materialized as his trademark over the years. There is another stunt that has raised uproars of exhilaration from the crowds, the one in which he hangs upside-down from a tree and kicks, punches and smacks at his opponents. But the sad part of this stunt is that a huge crane was used to lift our hero. Though our hero is flexible in most occasions, he refuses point-blank to be a flirt in the movies. He demands that the scenes must be framed in such a way that the heroine must be wooed seeing the breath-taking view of our hero. The fact that the heroine chases our hero for his love, but he turns a deaf ear to her, and carries on his work of terrorist-catching is a mystery for everybody. The duet scenes in all the films are visual treats to the audience, that fall in fits of laughter when our hero makes some exotic moves(sometimes erotic), which makes the heroine to faint. The scenes that are emotional make an immediate impact on the audience, but they laugh out loudly instead of crying. But I must say, I envy our hero in one aspect, he is never complacent, and doesn’t give up at all. The string of flops he had given in the recent times had done nothing to dampen his spirits. He rises again and again, like a phoenix (but the phoenix has a brilliant red complexion, and our hero is a LITTLE dark). As years crawl by, our hero is becoming bigger and fatter, but the flip-kick he does hasn’t failed to make an impression upon the ever-loving audience.

And if you still haven’t found this” OUR HERO”, I am frightfully sorry, your ignorance level is moving to level of insanity. Alright, I will give you a clue, to find our hero. I will convert his name into English. And the word is “VICTORY MAGNET”.And if you haven’t found out our hero, then I am afraid I’ve no choice but to sentence you to watch “our hero’s “latest movie, five hundred times.

Gone Shanti Gone

“Mera naam wai hai jo hamesha shanti ke saat jude reheta hai”. I am really disturbed by the way the relationship between SRK and Deepikha is portrayed in the first half of the movie. The story is nailed upon the love between SRK and Deepikha, which is depicted in a way to carry the audience all the way to the culmination of the story. But the audience feels deceived when they come to know about the marriage of Deepikha with Arjun. This turns the audience slightly abashed and they aren’t moved by the rest of the scenes. I go with the audience in this issue. When the director is penning a love as pure and blemish less as this one, she cannot afford to lose the audience
at this point. How can someone truly in love commit a sin like adultery? But, adultery is something that is not a sin nowadays; they are overlooked, or even encouraged. But the director cannot pursue this notion when she is making a film in which the most celebrated Indian plays a role. Hence this love doesn’t strike the audience as enthralling, but it makes Deepikha a hypocrite, which shouldn’t happen. I know I am not a misogynist, but the role of deepikha in this film instigates a question in mind.IS THE WOMEN OF TODAY’S WORLD AS HYPOCRITICAL AND SHALLOW AS DEEPIKHA IN THIS FILM? Do they wear their masks of true love as easy as their low-hipped jeans, and conceal their true natures of adultery beyond the range of perception of a normal man???